I'd much rather introduce myself over a firm handshake and a cup of coffee.

But, if you're on the other side of a computer screen:

In high school my dad told me I couldn't be a Joey anymore because the only people named that are

people in the mafia. I've been a Joe ever since.

 

Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day. I like it so much

there was a day when I ate it for all my meals. It was glorious.

 

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The only thing I'm actually scared of are cannibals.

 

I grew up in Georgia and Massachusetts. Both have distinct accents, I have neither.

 

Magic the Gathering is my current hobby.  I play a RUG deck.